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Sorry to bother you but it is “missing the cue” not que or queue. Just fyi for the future.
¿que?
S. O. C. K. S. (Eso si que es.)
OPs account age is 1 day, this single post and zero comments. Most likely a copy and paste bot, which is hilarious because what are they farming for here? There’s no karma!
You’re paranoid. Prolly just a reddit refugee.
But what if I cut in front of the line because I missed the queue?
What if you didn’t realize there was a line and just went to the front?
Me when I have to disown my 6-year old 😔
Cuz, f tha police?
Cuz all cops are bastards
I drink my horchata warm because, Fuck I.C.E.!
Me when I have to throw ‘Botttles of incendiary water; dig up cobblestones and throw it at those shit bastards’ (sounds a lot smoother and better in german but whatever)
ACAB
All children are bullshitters
A friend of mine’s kid snitched on him when he was in the right. Something similar where 5 and under were free or discounted, and he said to the ticket person she’s 5, and she just decided to play a kid game with him. “NOOO DADDDY, I’M 6!” but she actually was 5. He said, no, you’re not sweetheart you’re 5, and the lady gives him a wink and goes “It’s ok, she can be 5 today.” He was trying to tell her she actually was 5 and he wasn’t trying to cheat them, and she’s like “don’t worry about it” in a tone that said she was not believing him.
That kid has a future. They understood the premise, found a creative way to use it, then successfully embarrassed their dad. That’s S-Tier trolling.
sounds like a totally not made-up situation
Am I the only person who doesn’t encourage my 6 year old to lie?
“Never lie!!!”
Knock knock “Are there any Mexicans in this house?”
“YES SIR, they’re hiding in my basement to escape your search.”
Lying to save five bucks at a corporate chain is fine man. Lying to a local business is kind of shitty. Maybe teach kids when lying is acceptable, instead of arbitrarily deciding all lying is bad.
The problem is society massively rewards lying within limits. Kind of like when you make a resume that explains your one week spring break drunken binge as a “Cultural Exchange Opportunity”.
And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.
Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid
Me, too. But now I kinda regret not going along with it. I don’t know, it’s a weird mixture of angst with the system and a bit of guilt towards my parents
Why? I was always so excited when we got away with it…
Dang, your parents had you lie about your age? I know that my parents lied about mine sometimes (which was easy cause I was a tiny kid), but they didn’t even want me to know, let alone take part.
Nah, yer not alone. we’re out here. Just quiet.
¿Que?
why would cops get food for free?
So that they help you quickly when you need it. Not saying it’s right. Just saying that’s how it works.
Idk man, where I live, cops have to help you as quickly as possible when needed. Whether they get free meals or not, it’s literally their job.
Missing the what?
All cops are… babies??
¿Missing the what?
The queue. It’s a British thing.
Edit: your one’s much better; just adding this edit so people don’t miss it ;-)
The headline is about missing a “cue” as in failing to respond correctly, but it’s misspelled “que” - which happens to be Spanish for “what”, which was the basis for my joke using Spanish question marks.
Yes, I got that. I was just primed to make some sort of joke of my own, but didn’t have such a good one. I loved your Spanish question marks :-D
Cue
Ex cues me
