I wish the media would stop portraying it as left vs right. In the UK, the traditionally left-leaning Labour party that is currently in power are also coming after disabled people. It’s not left-right politics, it’s the predatory billionaire class coming after everyone, taking the easiest targets first.

Exquisite Monty Python reference. Bravo!

Can I interest you in my new investment venture? It’s essentially Kitty Ozempic. We’re predicting the market for it to grow by 8000% over 4 years because of all the fat leopards.

So brave! I’m sure his action will have a deep and wide ranging impact /s

Is that the Hank Cocaine who’s friends with Steve Buttstuff?

Hello Boris! Immaculate lounging you’re doing there.

Yet more anti-consumer technology to go alongside the gates that won’t let you out until you scan your receipt, the ANPR in the car park, the hair-trigger scales on the bagging area, etc. All to crush that extra penny of profit from us.

If something good is continuously almost happening, it’s ‘edging’

Waiting for an enterprising weapons manufacturer to release a new gun named the “Term Limit”