Osama bin Laden cuz I work with the CIA too.
Osama for sure.
Dr Jinx
TIL that Hitler isn’t the “Worst” option for everything lol
Depends on how white you are I guess.
I think im going bin laden
The dead ones won’t cause any harm.
Hitler liked Children and Dogs, so “Say Hello to Mr. Adolf, kids!”
My three kids are in their 20’s. Assuming there are no weapons involved, I’d say they’re safe with any of them.
Bin Laden, Hitler, and Combs would each have a rough night. Lindsay would probably be ok. If necessary, they could restrain her without injuring her.
I’d pass the Nurnberg check, so Hitler would a solid first-round pick. It’s a toss about who would gendercode my kids more between him and Bin Laden. Lindsay What’s-Her-Name and P. Diddy are automatic no’s.
Top left: Lindsay Clancy - Apparently strangled her 3 kids, there is an ongoing process in the US right now
Top right: Osama Bin Laden - Former boss of the Taliban in Afghanistan and responsible for 9/11
Bottom left: Adolf Hitler - Leader of the German NSDAP and responsible for the Holocaust and WW2
Bottom right: Sean Combs aka P. Diddy - US musician, multiple cases of sexual violence and rape, and proliferation of prostitution
hitler first, second osama
Tbh the biggest danger that would come from having bin Laden babysit your kids is the possibility of them being killed in a drone strike.
I don’t know who top left is, but I reckon Bin Laden’s the safe bet here
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I can appreciate a good dark joke, but generally it needs a humourous component beyond “it’s funny because it’s dark”, otherwise it’s just lame.
As a childless adult that’s a fucking crazy thing to say for so many reasons.
Uncle Adi for sure. Osama would be secod pick.
Just leave them home alone.
Alternatively, you reckon Osama could teach them basic engineering skills? If they are making phone-activated landmines surely they can put up some fun RF experiments.
Osama was also a regular engineer. That was his day job
