1000 bottles of baby oil is about to become the next CAH card
The infernal flame of Wonderland. Professional circus sideshow performer, fire witch, and collector of sharp things. Ask for my Instagram!
1000 bottles of baby oil is about to become the next CAH card
Thousands of children die as a result of Israel’s bloodlust and politicians call any criticism of it anti semitism
You need to sneak in there that he scored a near perfect 100 on his IQ test
It’s on purpose. They want to brand immigrants as disease carriers. You can look to the Nazis to see what’s next
NYPD goes HARD on toll jumpers, but there’s virtually zero enforcement on traffic and cars. Everywhere I go I see assholes with illegally modified vehicles, degenerates speeding down shoulders and medians, motorcycles on crowded sidewalks and pedestrian paths, and too many drunk drivers to count. There are so many cases where one pig parked on the shoulder during rush hour would fund the city budget for a year.
Instead we get whole families of pigs loitering by the turnstiles
It hurt itself (and two innocents) in its confusion
Isopropyl alcohol is the correct fuel! If I’m at the bar, it’s usually hand sanitizer. Oil candles just light faster usually.
Oh I do that one all the time as well, it’s a great way to light oil candles off each other (if you can withstand the heat)
This is just what I can pull out on short notice at a bar. Once people find out what I do, they’re usually interested in the details too.
Sideshow. Tonight I watched someone do aerial while hanging from their hair and then their teeth. And that wasn’t even the craziest shit I’ve seen.
My forked tongue, when I show it off. I also have the best bar tricks.
“This could’ve been an email”
Depends heavily on the band
as you learned in high school civics class
As you learned in what now?
According to Stormy Daniels it looks like Toad
Yep, this one’s for the pagans, though exceptions apply. We essentially divide the year into 8 based on the equinoxes and solstices, with four in-between holidays. They roughly line up with some more common holidays, like Easter and Ostara (that’s not coincidence)
I’ve given my professors and managers the same response. They weren’t too happy
I don’t pander to fascists. None.
Also because it’s hard to pretend to be two people at once
The businessman who bankrupted a casino multiple times