He must have shouted that quote so that the interviewer could hear him with his head so far up Elon’s ass
He must have shouted that quote so that the interviewer could hear him with his head so far up Elon’s ass
Which is why I always bring a knife to a pillow fight!
I’ve lost many friends…
Something something outsourcing calls and other Indian stereotypes
Is it more than 3?
And instead of paying them, pay 500 toddlers $2 each to kick them in the shins their entire career
I thought he saved his urine in jars
Then again, I guess you can save multiple things in jars
Thanks! Now that I’ve got a fan base to disappoint, it’s time say something disturbingly sexist or transphobic.
Girls have a button and boys have a pole. Wicked touching takes its toll.
And then write Harry Potter style books about himself!
While I don’t agree with your statement, as a republican, I have no ability to tell you whether I like or dislike what you’ve said. I know which one and only statement I like, and your statement was not it.
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Probably doing a golf pop
Wait wait wait, now you’re just bungling the story tooooo much.
What probably happened is he got target fixation while the bird flew in a path that… well… ooooppsssies
You forgot the best part of the whole “ooooppsssies”:
The fucking lawyer later went on tv TO APOLOGIZE TO DICK CHENEY FOR HIS BAD PUBLICITY DUE TO GETTING SHOT IN THE FACE
“I really think we should listen to what Jeremy has to say. Sure, he gets drunk and challenges children to fight him at the playground, and yes he might be a tiny bit of an arsonist, and if you’re gonna nitpick then yes he stomps on pigeons in the park, but you don’t understand! I saw him accidentally knock over an old lady the other day and he apologized! Not only that, he made sure she was okay! I think he’s truly reformed and we should trust him now.”
Also, I get why you said “pheasant” hunt and thought that was hilarious, but c’mon… If there were ever a time to bring up duck hunting, shouldn’t it be now by the infamous @[email protected]?
submitting false payment claims to Medicare, Medicaid and other federal health care programs between 2009 and 2020 for prescriptions that were processed but never picked up
It took 40 years, but we finally found a welfare queen!
Oh shit, I didn’t even think about that… How long you think until we roll back the name to GRIDS and pretend like straight people can’t get it?
Condoms and not sharing needles are just masks for your dick and blood, amirite?
But yea, the single mom who wants help so she can actually see her children grow up and not have to work all the time is the problem.
God, I wish the welfare queen myth were true. If something like that were actually possible, I’d finally believe all the BuT tHE ecOnOmY whiners
You know, we’ve made massive leaps in HIV therapies and potential cures. While it’s ill-advised to seek out HIV or to treat it as a non-issue, the fact that this is being used as some sort of a scare-tactic by politicians within a world superpower is far more of an indictment of the American healthcare system than it is if any immigrants.
*squints* Where??
Not my book, I won’t let you! Okay, you can read it but don’t tell any of your friends.
When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, “I WANT A REMATCH.”
Sure, but when an unprepared bigot loses a fight, they limp around pretending to be fine while saying whatever it takes to not get punched again.
Content warnings: blood, violence, language, body shaming. Honestly, about 98% of the people in this video are shitty people, but you get to see a couple of racists/bigots lose fights and admit they were wrong.
“Nah, we like your people oppressed”