My fatto catto has somehow learned to catch chipmunks but i am unsure if he cant (because he is mostly toothless) kill them or wont. He will bring them to me to show his prowess just… Jammed in his jaws until i praise him and give him a treat to drop the lil guy who quits playing dead and scampers off. Three chipmunk messiahs have been ressurrected thusly.

Funnily enough this has not caused the chipmunks to respect him. A younger chipmunk came up while my killer was recharging in the sun and pulled his butt hair and once he had his attention, scampered off to his safe space on the fence to chirp. I dunno if it’s the same guy but when my cat is inside there’s one little dude who will come by my door to looking for him. Shits like Tom and Jerry out here

Hahahawhawwwww i feel so bad for him lol

Are there even raccoons in haiti though?

it would be so much work to stalk, kill, prep and eat someone’s dog or cat. people don’t even keep their pets outside much anymore. If people had pigs or some larger, meatier pets kept outside all hours at least it’d be a more realistic lie but like c’mon… who’s out there with fuggen ninja cat hunting skills? What are they using to quietly and efficiently kill these pets? Who even got that kinda time?

If this dumb cluck had any sense he’d say they were buying pups from PetSmart or breeding them themselves to eat or something. That lie would at least be in the realm of possibility! Nobody’s pets would have to disappear before an idiot believed it!

Fucking loser can’t even stoke hate properly

Clearly projection

Forced to run on a wet treadmill, no wonder poor baby tried to run haha! I can’t wait to see his progress

If you’re interested and don’t hate John Oliver he did a pretty good breakdown on school lunches that will answer these and other questions. Want me to linky? Ill just linky. (26 minutes)

buddy of mine lives in aurora and he was complaining about the migrants too. The city took them in initially and offered stipends to accept migrants into housing but that money has dried up. The people got here desperate, the govt put them up for a bit, and now has absolved itself of them, leaving the citizens angry at the migrants who got sent there and are now without jobs to go to or places to stay.

it took him a week to die from burns. He did not go well, he had plenty of time for regret. I am not happy to hear this news but i feel while there’s no penance, no price that would be high enough for him to pay for what he did, that painful week of torture, regret, and horror as his body died around him might be enough.

You’re not gonna get many linux users respecting your opinion on tech if youre such an outlier. Windows 7? Cmon, ya gotta expect to get pushback on this right? Not just Linux nerds either… like Who do you tell this bombshell to and they’re like “yeah ok that’s normal?”

DANCE PARTY

Tbh thats the reason i hit that reply button. I saw “guest” and

Use this knowlege going forward:

• if the door is locked the store is definitely closed
• if i am an employee where the door is finally locked? It is both my prerogative and my absolute pleasure to not have to talk to you.

There is never a reason to talk to someone behind a locked door because the type who does always want the same thing: an exception. And the type of person who believes they deserve this exception is the absolute last person you want to let inside (or even waste time arguing with). Mgmt knows this too, they just been working long enough theyre too wily for you to see them from the outside lol.

Anyone who has worked with the public has at one point gone to that door and had that lesson taught to them the hard way, guarantee it.

Also “guest”? this isn’t a work huddle. Don’t you ever use that corporate trash-assed word after you clocked out. You arent c-suite, don’t use their language

I don’t see anyone mentioning the “tossing their hair”. Bitch they werent staring at you and doing a fucking model shoot they were telling your entitled ass “no”.

TMDH

I was wondering if anyone was gonna do the Marge Simpson quote

(and perhaps suggest some alternatives).

But i don’t think they’ll want this tv up their ass

Wow thanks! The vastness of shit people get up to just make me smile sometimes. I’m genuinely ecstatic this exists.

Interesting! I looked into it a little (I’ve never heard of this) and didn’t find decent videos of an armored cage match. I wanna see how one goes. Do you have any links?

My gut feeling is you didn’t hook a programmer but a debate pervert (maybe shouldn’t have dropped the D word lol). Some people hear that word and turn they minds off cuz debates are simply a game for them to win. I’d just let this one swim brother

Ok, I’m not gonna read that dude. You really do speak only for your own amusement. A block it is, which i bet both of us consider a win