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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • I went into a public restroom in a gas station once that was set up with a motion sensor. But I didn’t immediately know that. It kinda freaked me out for a bit when after like 3 minutes the entire room went pitch black dark. I thought their breaker kicked off or something, while sitting on the toilet.

    If it’s gonna be on a timer, it ought to be set for more like 10 minutes or something. I dunno about everyone else, but I don’t tend to do much of any significant movement when sitting on the toilet to keep the lights and fan on.


















  • I had already spent years doing occasional side work with around a dozen if not more folks originally from India. Most, except the oldest of the elders spoke good if not excellent English. But there’s pretty much always gonna be at least a subtle accent, if not a heavy accent with secondary languages.

    I thought I understood the fella clearly, but it was both a combination of his accent plus the strange sentence structure context that threw me totally off.

    He said he was ‘updating his tiles’, but I misunderstood his vowels, so I heard ‘updating his towels’

    And why the hell would he use the word updating, he was literally having all the carpet removed in 44+ rooms and having tiles installed, not ‘updated’.

    So even the context clues didn’t add up, I never guessed he was talking about the tile work he had been planning for months.