I don’t give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

Bro just buy a house and avoid paying rent. I bought a townhouse in 2016 and it was awesome. I took me about 10 years to save up the full amount and I had to live with my parents until then but it was worth it. Don’t throw your money away on rent.

I prefer buying my coffee and chocolate directly from the child slave labour. None of that free trade shit. It makes me feel connected to a past I never lived in.

Bro I wish death on people all the time. Sometimes to their face. It’s fucking awesome.

Sadly my son doesn’t speak to me anymore. I kicked him out of the house in 2016. I found out he voted for Trump and that’s why I kicked him out.

I would always drink whenever I hang out with my kids. Sometimes I would bring them to the bar with me and I would let them take a sip of my whiskey.

You can, but it would mean changing everything, including yourself and what you personally believe in.

Increase immigration to offset the people not having kids. Canada has increased immigration a lot and whole there are some hiccups it’s going good.

Maybe she should have gone on Joe Rogan