1. Stop calling it “the fediverse”

It’s a well trodden path at this point

GOP: I’m gonna do WHATEVER I want whenever I want up to and including KILL YOU AND FUCKIN CIVIL WAR if you try to stop me

Also GOP: Whoa whoa whoa, where’s my entitlement thing you were supposed to give me, this isn’t fair! More pls. Give more. I need it and you’re supposed to give it to me.

It’s like living with a teenager in the house who also for some reason has a handgun.

Don’t fuck with the paws

Real bed pillow

Once you try it you will never go back to the horseshoe neck strain weak sauce

What are the lions even gonna do?

“Haha I will bite some of you! And then sit there doing that thing where I make a chewing motion with my tongue out and shake my head vigorously, because it isn’t working!”

Ants all the way man

Yeah. They used to be the OG good stuff. No more. 😢

Breyer’s has become an unrecognizable watery filth

A lot of ice cream makers have started manufacturing a substance which is a little more like plastering putty with sugar mixed in. Presumably it is cheaper than the ice cream substance which they used to make.

I recommend Häagen-Dazs. Turkey Hill is alright but it seems to have succumbed a little bit to the putty consistency. The Costco stuff is decent too. Get vanilla, then mix it up in the bowl with a strong spoon, to soften it, with big chunky chocolate chips (also available from Costco) sprinkled generously within it and then stirred in during the preparation phase.

Hope this helps

Filled with self advocacy, more like

Shelter cats have limited avenues for expressing their disagreements, and it sounds like he’s being as measured and puncture-free in voicing his opinion as he feels like he needs to be

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I think you may be thinking of a different scandal; this one’s victim was a girl named Cindy.

Yes, I’m aware. Can I help you with anything else?

Not covered in this story: The church leadership says hey he told us about it but we thought it was with a “young lady” and whatevs it was all cool, we’re as shocked as you are it is horrible

The victim says what the fuck I have been telling them about it FOR YEARS NOW

Time for today’s fun game!

“Is it Georgia the repressive country or Georgia the aspiringly-repressive US state” has been replaced by “Is it Colombia the sometimes unstable and badly governed country or Columbia the sometimes unstable and always badly governed US university”

Marcus Cardenas

Dolores

Crystal Medrano

Juan Luis

Yeah I fuckin wonder why Jerry Nicholson isn’t prioritizing these cases

I see you have never interacted with the hospital system

Doctors and nurses are great, highly qualified + they do magic. The administrative system that decides what to do on a strategic scale is pure malicious madness. It doesn’t surprise me in the least that they would decide to randomly accuse people of child abuse for no reason because it would make their inconvenience go away.

So obviously

is NYT just being lazy

Search deep within you

In your heart you know the truth; you’ve always known

Yes yes perfectly logical

I feel silly for not seeing it exactly that way before

You can move to a part of the world that doesn’t have police, right now, if you want to experience that life. Have fun!

Aw c’mon, what is the point of being all ACAB people together if you don’t have a “yay police” person to all gather around and yell at

Fun fact! I knew you would back up from the desire for statistical rigor when it started to go both ways.

(The number of police who commit misconduct in any given year was about 1% - which is (a) enough number of police to yes still be a massive fuckin problem and deserving of significant reform oversight etc etc (b) Fun fact! Less than 100%)