krelvar@lemmy.worldtoNews@lemmy.world•The Associated Press: Days after posting mugshot of a boy accused of school threat, sheriff puts video of 2 teens online
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12 hours agoSpringfield copycats I bet.
Springfield copycats I bet.
First off, epic joyride. That’s how you end up with a nickname you get to explain when you’re 50.
Second off, we keep saying more people should take public transportation, and I feel this arrest sends a mixed message.
https://www.helmet.beam.vt.edu/equestrian-helmet-ratings.html
This is a good place to start for helmets. They have the same sort of ratings for different sports so if nothing in the equestrian list looks good, you should check the bicycle list. Note that it’s not necessarily current for everything but it’s a good starting point.
Barbara? Barbara Streisand? Is that you?
Either way the nickname should be “Subway”.
“Did you meet Subway?” “… What?” “You gotta hear this story, dude! Gramma, tell Ricky your story!”
“Did you meet The Subway Murderer? Dude, don’t fuck with her, she runs this cell block.”