Can’t wait until the day he, Paxton, and Abbott are gone for good from Texas. We need more like Jasmine Crockett to fill the void once those fuckers are ate.

Well sounds like Trump is gonna try. If he gets that third term, that’s it, game, set, match.

Not trying to tigger you, but who would you pick for a third (albeit unconstitutional) term?

If any President in recent history should return for a third term, I’d vote for Obama again in a heartbeat.

I see. Thanks for the breakdown. If/when Discord becomes enshittified to the point of being unusable (there might be some time after the IPO where it’s still decent), I’ll see if I can get my friends to switch over to Matrix.

I don’t know the specifics, but I heard matrix is a thing.

https://matrix.org/

I couldn’t help but read this in my head with a thick southern country accent.

To that mother:

Yes, but I was thinking of a system with more … granularity and resolution. Maybe take the flight tracker and add to it, like noting the color of the vehicle he got in and its plate number. For research. Let’s say it’s to help calculate his efficiency with tax payer dollars.

If it’s not already a thing we should start a live tracker of Elon’s current or last known whereabouts. For academic purposes.

In that annoyingly smug and stupid tone, replete with agape fish-mouth expression and emphatic hand gestures:

“ It was a day of much love, great people, all very fine people, exercising their 1st amendment rights. A shame Mike Pence wasn’t there, like I was planning on being. Did I say that out loud? Oh well, when you’re rich and famous democracy will let you grab it by the pussy. “

If I ever get the chance to heckle jd vance in person, I’d happily use my defcon 1 voice to make sure he feels uncomfortable, shamed, and involuntarily pees his pants.

Hey whoa, hammers catching strays. I’m no tradesman myself but hammers are quite useful (when used appropriately) and have a number of uses outside of just driving home nails. Edit* <insert Dr. Evil-esque laugh>

Making up figures/numbers … smh. Nineteen eighty-four gets more relevant by the day.

After reading this comment, I downloaded it and am liking it so far. Thanks for spreading the word about it!

As a US citizen and Canada/Ukraine/EU/democracy supporter; I pray someone or some group finally takes off all kiddie gloves and gives trump (and thereby me and others in the country as collateral) a divine smackdown to finally make that fucker or at least those close to him realize the world and history won’t stand for his/their fascist putin titty-sucking antics.

As long as elon and trump pledge to chug first.