My sister told me I could fly after watching Peter Pan. I could not fly.

Guess we’re skipping Easter this year. Fuck that guy.

Thank god he’s alive

They’re so scared of their image. Thats why I tarnish mine to stop this madness. Palestinians land was stolen. Israel is the rich entitled side and Palestine gets silenced and stripped of everything. It’s so sad they can’t just share.

Glad he’s tired. We all sure are tired as hell of his bullshit

Isn’t it easy to make? Maybe he was just curious. Dangerous yes though.

She’ll have you know she paid 250 percent markup for it

Did you know Putin is gay?

Maybe JD Vance is a spy too. Would make sense.

So weird she even has the hair like Angelina in Salt. Celt I doubt she’s a double double agent.

Ticker Carlson was having sexy Rule 34 thoughts again

This is that new kid picks on someone to stop getting picked on. Honestly. Fuck yall calling drake a pdo. Millie Bobbie Brown was dating Dan Harper on the set of Stranger things and maybe she was caught up in a diddy party too. Dan Harper’s the real pdo. Lilly Allen’s a mess and now Harper just lies and says he was a father figure mentor. Whatever. But drake is a thug. He can’t just beat up people in public with his posse. That’s puzzy shit.

Goodbye iphones

Makes him more alpha that he’s not gaayyyyy wouldn’t want to ruin that rapists cred.

My dad’s a complete douche since he found out I was gay after losing my virginity and coming home late. He has issues with his sexuality and takes it out on me to the point he just decided to sabotage every chance I had at success. We can’t speak a second language in the house we couldn’t cook non American food until last year. He projects on me and humiliates me everywhere. He made my mom a shell of herself and he’s so blind he can’t even buy his own underwear. I wish I had a nerd dad or a pussy sad. Not some military abused hippie.

Didn’t we want to clone ourselves in case we needed a kidney some years back?

Pretty sure there’s a million scifis about humanoids that feel human pain. That hommonculous is old enough to scream if it had a mouth.

Sure Trump sure…

To be fair their chicken wings give you the shits and their cake is made of ketchup.

That’s why they made abortion illegal.