Haha, Americans are fat. I mean, it’s true: American obesity is about 40 percent. I blame wheat.

I always find it interesting that our ancestors were for the most part fruitarians (fruits, grasses) about 3.5 million years ago. As we evolved, we expanded our diets to include vegetables, meats, and grains, leading to a better balanced diet, which is good especially considering we don’t hunt and gather like they once did.

Ugh, please tell me you saved me a gummer.