Anything in the Alien universe. Weyland-yutami do not take proper care of their employees.

Go to work? Fuck that, I’m watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy instead.

“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.”

That would appear to include rape now.

You don’t already?

OK, but…that entire tank contains less CO² than the average car emits every kilometre. I don’t think soda stream are contributing massively to global warming. The fact that it’s an Israeli company with a history of exploitation of Palestinian labor, complicity in settlement expansion, and continued violations of Palestinian human rights, is a very good reason not to use it.

Edit. Oops, worked that out from the assumption of 60L of CO², closer inspection shows 410g, which would be around 3.5 KM.

Edit 2. The average person breaths out more than twice this amount of CO² a day. Perhaps being complicit in genocide is Soda Stream being carbon neutral?

After accidentally shooting yourself twice in the back of your head.

He would have to deport his children then. Isn’t trump the son of a Scottish immigrant himself?