It’s cool, he’ll replace it with his concepts of a plan.

And they won the Senate and are on track to win the house. The supreme Court is already in Trump’s pocket and even if he choked on a big Mac and keeled over tomorrow that still leaves Vance, who is just as insane as trump but knows how to make his shit palatable to anyone who hasn’t been paying attention, which as tonight proves is more than half the country. We are 1000% well and truly fucked.

The unfortunate drawback of democracy: these people get the same vote the most well-informed altruistic voters do.

I think we still can’t beat Giuliani booking the four seasons gardening center next to the dildo emporium.

First past the post is bad, but the electoral college can make voter apathy unbearable. My state is more of a swing state now, but it used to be solidly red for decades, and voting blue felt like spitting in a hurricane.

Good thing he has a trans daughter, multiple major businesses, and one of the largest social media platforms. He seems bang-up for the job.

Was that before or after trying to sexually gratify the microphone?

Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.

Or the same form, with a different coat of paint.

They couldn’t turn the world today into a movie because the writing would be called too lazy and ham-fisted to be realistic.