fucking apparently ACABS (all cops are bad shots - fucking stormtrooper arse muthafuckas over here)

“You saw him - he had a gun”

Ahh yes clearly the only sensible solution to a man taking the tube ‘riding the subway’ without paying for a ticket is to pull out your Big Gun™️ and shoot him some poor fucking random guy in the head fuck my life bro holy shit

Yeah man fuck all these weirdos

Oooooooh robot 🫨

6399 or 6990?

Good info. I have decided that I will ban companies and replace them with not having companies any more. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. X

*corporations

Oh my god who could it be I have literally no idea

Wow I’d not seen this one - a great clip thanks for sharing 🙏

His voice really is something eh, almost like he’s playing his own head like an instrument

Very sad to see his passing. A unique voice, literally, and a fine actor. 93 is very impressive also.

The solution is obvious: more bats

‘Youth football debate’ so like sprained ankles, knee problems I suppose, and the occasional fractured metatarsal? I knew a bloke whose son got some hip issues from whacking the ball too hard hey ho.

Oh right american football. Fucking hell. :(

Good shout, similar head shape presumably leads to comparable vocal delivery

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You gotta read it as Churchill for the proper effect

“My dear fellow, having thoroughly and carefully read the missive above, I remain at once incredulous and scandalised regarding the weight and severity of not only the perilous issue at hand, but also, moreover, the brief and tender youth of those involved. I would like to make it known to the assembled, that this is a state of affairs I cannot long endure - and I would like, nay hope, to consider that all those in this room (sic) with me here, now, would join me in condemning such practices, utterly, and in the most damning and contemptuble fashion - to wit, the only gloss remaining uncharted is an utteration of the simplest kind, crass in its execution, that reminds me somewhat of a dear friend of mine who - in the latter days of nineteen ninety eight, a fine year, when involved in some damnable tussle at a considerable height, cast another gentleman from the parapet and himself plunged a scarcely believable sixteen feet through an announcers table”

Related question: what do you guys think of the associated press?

It’s a really good question, but I think the posing of it fundamentally overestimates the people involved. People like this lack a solid grasp of fundamental principles like time, family, love, good will, happiness, etc. As ever, the discussion turns to how far these folk are motivated by evil and how far they are weighed down by stupidity.