I have one sat on my lap right now

UK still has it, which is a real shame.

Got it. I’ll be in touch. Online shitposting is the same as a binding contract, right?

Can you pay me $100 to not create art? I wasn’t likely to anyway, but this sounds like a decent side gig to get into.

For added confusion we have pigs in blankets in the UK too, but it’s small sausages wrapped in bacon instead.

If your country has zero weapons and my country has some weapons, what’s your plan for stopping your country becoming an extension of mine, and your culture, language and history becoming lost forever?

As an Englishman I don’t even know what they are, I’ve only ever heard them mentioned on US television

Snaaaaaake