I mean, I’m not going to stop eating it anyways… what else am I supposed to cover my pancakes or waffles with, garbage corn syrup?

User’s data was breached, I laughed because I’m not one of them. This isn’t a doctoral dissertation, I don’t care how it works.

Their cybersecurity is dogshit too. If the government can’t keep people from stealing your digital records, no fucking way that gimmeDNA.com is going to do a better job.

Sure, but lying during a process involving security clearance would essentially hang over their head the entire time that they used the credential as a means to get work. It’s not like lying about whether or not you like the food that someone served at a dinner, it sticks.

Hate to break it to you, but there were 100% innocent people held at CIA black sites for years without any charges, evidence of wrongdoing, or legal means for the persons detained to regain their freedom.

I can remember hearing years ago that a bunch of them were literally just business rivals or personal enemies of the ones who accused them and collected rewards for turning in Taliban/Al-Qaeda terrorists. Imagine your IRL least-liked person phoning a foreign government and making shit up about you, then getting $5-10K and you’re stuck in a windowless cell blasting Slipknot for more than a decade afterward. Someone just * snaps fingers * and you disappear from your life after getting pulled into a panel van.

If you say so, I’ll take your word for it.

I’ve been told that for clearance above reliability that social media use becomes an issue. 4chan was specifically cited to me by the person with whom I spoke. I’d assume that this means any/all alphabet government agencies, but Army was all that I heard about specifically.

“Do you browse or use 4chan?”

“No.”

“OK, good, because you weren’t advancing beyond this stage if you said yes.”

Heard about this just a few hours ago, and have been laughing ever since. This is going to be brutal, there are people who registered with .gov e-mail addresses. As the use of 4chan has been cited to me as potentially disqualifying people seeking security clearance for government, police, or military careers, this hack single-handedly has the potential to torpedo thousands of edgy bois in one fell swoop.

Laying down doesn’t save them anymore? Never has.

What do you mean one day? We poured hundreds of billions of dollars (adjusted for inflation) into weaponizing atomic power, then dropped the sun on Japan twice.

No, you’re not wrong. It’s incredibly foolish, even given the stringent bio-hazard protocols used by labs conducting this kind of research. Here’s to hoping that whatever it is doesn’t get 12 Monkey-ed.

“Fittin’ three cheesebugers into his face at the same time.”

Brief and to the point. You got the Expedited Critical Info Only plan hahaha

Not my OC, it could be. If you say it’s Victoria I’ll take your word for it.

It depends, I think. Not everyone on the spectrum is a Shake & Bake egghead with complex math pouring out of their ears. That doesn’t stop people from pinning it to their chests as a badge of pride though, even if it’s only self-diagnosed.

*every single human language in existence.

LMAO

Most of the ones I know do, but there are plenty without, just not nearly as many as Gen’s Y & Z.

The man doesn’t look like he could take a flight of stairs without shitting his pants. I think that the definition of “fully fit” has loosened.