Che Banana

The most raped dolphin wins?

My kitchen must have is an analog clock.

Years of training and using it daily, never wore a watch and don’t give a shit what time it is when I am out of the kitchen.

A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages

Oh I get zero notifications, but the only real reason I haven’t taken it down is that my posts from IG are cross posted there for the business, which I have to have to advertise our specials because of the boomers that use it daily.

Facebook tried that shit with me. Ban until I sent verification of my ID so I sent a paystub photoshopped (badly) with my alias, it was accepted and it’s still there even though I left FB years ago.

Pink sauce (Sriracha-Mayo)