38 year old here checking in with “Butts” for his latest playthrough

This is me. I have a wife and a young child. I want to fight but i have to protect my family first.

OMG! You’re technically correct but added nothing to the conversation! Congratulations!

I would suggest a book of jokes specifically for kids. Like this one.

https://a.co/d/fzOsG4b

It’s free on Kindle Unlimited. You don’t even have to let your daughter know that you’re getting them from a book.

This is actually pretty accurate.