Reads comments about how Sean Combs aka Diddy is a piece of shit
Decides to read Sean’s wikipedia page.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Combs
Yup, Sean Combs is a massive piece of shit.
Reads comments about how Sean Combs aka Diddy is a piece of shit
Decides to read Sean’s wikipedia page.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Combs
Yup, Sean Combs is a massive piece of shit.
The “It’s just a joke, bro” defense. Classic defense.
Elon “Why don’t women love me, I’m a Nice Guy!”
Pretty much, unless he was planning to donate one of his existing illegitimate children to her.
I imagine that would be hard as many of them either actively loathe Elon or he’s totally forgotten about them.
We better make sure he is fully cooked through. Who knows what pathogens we can get from eating him.
Elon “I know how to distract everyone from making fun of Donny and JD. I will say creepy things to a female. Remind all women about the creepy men in their lives.”
Fucking gold star idea, Elon.
The schools get newly indoctrinated woke soldiers. /s
Kissinger was a liche. We got a lucky and destroyed the phylactery.
Science works best when people are:
The book “How We Got To Now” does a fabulous job of showing that science is not a uniform step by step process instead is a tree with different branches.
AC and refrigerators all started because someone wanted to ship ice to tropical locations for money.
SETI is another prefect example. A bunch of scientists sat around and said to themselves “We have all these new instruments for space. What if we tried to find alien life with it?”
People who build their entire identity around X.
X = Ammosexuals, MAGA, Muskrats, Gamers™, Christo-Facists, Corporate Bootlickers, etc.
Trump has his tax returns. He’s just being audited by the IRS. Can’t release your taxes when you are under audited. Trump said so himself!
Trump would never lie to us. /s
There is proof. That’s why Trump was always golfing! Trump needed to golf to relax from all the hard working he was doing. It’s hard work doing absolutely fucking nothing except grifting people.
Society “How could you, [insert conservative influencer]? I’d never lend my name to Russian talking points.”
Conservative influencer “Oh! They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. I’m not made of stone!”
I read this entire thread thinking we were talking about fleshlights and not flashlights.
Patient gamers for the win!
I don’t know about the bread part. Food is crazy expensive.
The dinosaur nuggies are children!
Harvested skulls have to go to the Blood God, Khorne.
“Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!”
$20 for the full set. That’s $2 per finger bone.
Not just losers, treasonous losers.