Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

The annoying part is that there is no well-known notation for showing percentage points, so people use % for both percentages and percentage points.

Snake rockmineral oil.

Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.

All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.