Has anyone seen my lost shaker of salt?
Has anyone seen my lost shaker of salt?
Fuck this timeline.
Absolutely insane that anyone was buying this garbage at any price.
That bribery money wasn’t going to launder itself.
Sounds over-priced.
Demagogues gonna demagogue.
Hello fellow human, I too have been abducted by a Roomba.
I can hear Musk’s little heart going “pitter-patter, pitter-patter” all the way from here on the east coast.
No no no, Mexico is sending us their rapists, we’re not sending them our rapists.
Singular? Doubtful.
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
Youssef said he might return to the platform if his safety concerns for his loved ones are resolved
Drama queen.
The Louisiana Republican says a flag used by the January 6 insurrectionists is harmless.
mostly
“America is not a racist country.”
–Nikki Haley at the Republican National Convention