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Cake day: February 1st, 2025

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  • That idiot CEO is doing idiot CEO things.

    Everyone knows that if he keeps bowing down to Musk’s pressure and enshitificating the platform, people will leave for greener pastures as soon as there’s an enticing alternative like they did with X.

    CEOs surround themselves with the most conceited and naive of all echo chambers.
    They live in an imaginary world in which their backward opinions work better than what has been proven to work time and time again by every research ever done on any subject. They will one day wake up to a blue sky, claim it’s actually pink with green polka dots, and blame “the woke agenda” or some such nonsense when they are obviously proven wrong.

    The closest analogy I’ve ever heard for what modern CEOs have become is “Like a bunch of Naked Emperors jerking each other off while shitting all over everyone below them”. As accurate as disgusting.


  • he way the US “recycles” has been mostly sending them away to countries who just toss them into the sea.

    In EU countries that won’t fly as easily. But governments still look the other way and put that responsibility on NGOs who often lie about how much they recycle. They claim “70%”, but that’s 70% of what’s put in the container paid by the city. There’s still way too much stuff tossed into the normal trash or out in the open.












  • There is currently no standard irony or sarcasm punctuation.

    Until there is one, you can use some other symbol for irony punctuation. Like ⸮, ‽, ¡ or ¿.

    You can also use the rolleyes emote 🙄, strategic italics, and even rAndOMcASe capitalization.

    Just don’t use the SarcMark™. A trademarked punctuation mark you have to pay to use is one of the most bullshit forms of capitalist bullshit one can imagine. Fuck that shit with a white-hot iron rebar.

    Oh, before I forget, there’s also the snarkmark ( .~ ). Works like the SarcMark™, but you don’t have to tell the world you are an idiot for paying to use a punctuation mark.