I want to powerwash that hallway.

Twitter users don’t deserve credit.

Yeah what if I’m naked and my tits are out? I don’t wanna accidentally show the waiter my tits because an app decided to turn on my camera without asking

Queen Elizabeth II

Source?

Why the fuck does the prosecution have the ability to put punishments on the table that are known to bias jury selection?

I’m glad they’re seeking the death penalty.

Because it makes it much easier for the defence team to argue that the prosecution is trying to turn the law into a spectacle, and that Luigi should be acquitted of all charges.

Acting like content can be apolitical isn’t just incorrect, it’s a microaggression against anyone who’s been told their identity is political by a conservative.

Fuck Magic The Gathering

Well I’m complaining about all the “moe” with children in it. This shit is absurd.

I want to see dirty jokes, triggering content, and gore.

I don’t wanna see tiddies or anime children in skimpy outfits.

How can this be a hard problem for the developers to solve??

This is anarchist propaganda, by the way. Hexbear users (also known as pig poopers to those of us inside the community) know that centralised authority is the only way to run things fairly. Look at what the anarchist Fediverse has done to our movement - dozens of large instances have defederated us pig poopers and our friends in the rest of the Only True Socialist Triad. It’s a disgrace. Our admins are currently in the process of setting up a BlueSky relay on https://pigpoop.balls/

People are allowed to run their own relays, but it’s really expensive and nobody wants to.

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When I don’t like the deal my car dealer offers, I tell him no, and I leave.

When I don’t like the deal the democrats offer, I tell them no, and I call anyone on Lemmy who supports them a fascist. And I don’t care who calls me a tankie, I stand with Russia!

That’s Homo Instagramus, a new species of hominid that exists only on Instagram, as it requires excessive camera filters to stay alive. When deprived of filters, the instagramus’ genetic code loses stability, and it reverts back to a human being.

Ban slop!

Beware of the leopard

I am confused about how standing up for cats while literally commenting on /c/cats would be downvoted so hard.

You weren’t standing up for cats, you were enforcing binary gender roles on cats. What if the cat doesn’t want a human idea of gender projected onto it? If I were a cat, I wouldn’t give two whiskers about human genders and pronouns.

Yeah, cats use kit/kits neopronouns