Kalkaline

Hey Grok, what’s a good recipe for cooking rich people?

That’s not a weave, it’s a comb-over

How newly rich are we talking?

It’s probably Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead or Wayne’s World those were on replay for much of my childhood into my teens.

That poor cat, lit on fire after that. Are we sure that’s enough time? This is some psychopath level abuse of an animal, don’t lose track of these people when they leave prison.

It’s going to be some really dumb shit that breaks this camel’s back because all the important stuff is already happening.

Those are the ones that are covered. I know for a fact that there is one that didn’t make this list https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/last-72-hours

Bluesky isn’t a terrible Twitter alternative, but it’s not federated. Mastodon is fine, but I’ve had a much harder time staying engaged there.

I like the nice clear picture this one paints of the situation, getting all the major relevant facts laid out without a lot of fluff.

I was at a hardware store yesterday, locally owned. I didn’t look at the hours before I walked in but they started turning off lights within a few minutes of me walking in, so I walked out without buying anything and went to a big box store. I want to support the little guys, and I respect the time of the workers, but at some point I need to get the stuff I need and my hours at work to align exactly with the hours of the little guys. 🤷

“We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is actually about the CIA and Al Qaeda

Kids

Do you think we can fit them all on the same cactus/pitchfork?

That’s not how West Nile Virus works.

Wait, I think you’re on to something. This situation could have definitely used more guns, less gun laws and less gun safety measures.

Yeah that was a crazy story. With all the police militarization in this country you’d think they would have some training to go along with it.

It just needs to not be Trump at this point. Biden isn’t a touchdown, he’s a punt with the hopes that we can do better next time.

How can you organize voters with a district like the Texas 33rd?

No, it should be 3x revenue, IMO it’s not enough to just get that money back, it should cause some hurt on top of it.