The medicine is thalidomide

That’s rough, buddy.

Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law

God damnit i forgot about that and spent the day writing bad code

Yeah i’d believe that. The more i read about the shuttle program the more it seems we were sending people to space in giant metal sarcophagi seemingly held together in duct tape.

Not that reusable spacecraft wasn’t a marvel of engineering, but it quickly becomes apparent that NASA was missing out on the funding they had back during the Race.

Lets go pancakes at 8pm

Just as the good Lord intended

Breakfast foods are some of my favorite comfort foods, but definitely not something you eat for nutrition or anything, save maybe an omelette.

Weird, i was able to download it. I sent it to a group of friends who also all knew it was ai.

I feel like an old man who isn’t caught up with the modern “trends” lol.

Someone help me what’s the tell i cant see it

I feel like there are a good six very large companies that could give firsthand accounts on why letting Elon Musk touch an important piece of software is a terrible idea.

I feel like if Watergate happened half the country and most of Congress would find some way of justifying it and no one would even remember it happened a week later because something else equally insane would come up.

Damn they were so close to being a functioning democracy

JK lol I’m American

I did the thing because I wanted to learn more about my ancestry and not only was it ridiculously expensive I didn’t even learn anything about my ancestry.

My grandmother did one through Ancestry a few years back and found out her father wasn’t actually her father

Why is it always United.

Except for when it’s Southwest or Spirit.

Yeah idk why but the Yalta Conference header image does not feel appropriate to the article.

Dirtier than Amigos/King’s Classic? That’s almost something I want to see out of gross curiosity.

Shit when did Trudeau step down?

This sort of thing is frighteningly common. The first two instances that come to mind for me are both Star Wars films: Ahmed Best after The Phantom Menace and Kelly Marie Tran after The Last Jedi.

The amount of people who don’t realize this is satire reminds me of old Reddit