I used to work at a print shop, and now I kind of wish I’d started a grift selling trümp stickers or something
I used to work at a print shop, and now I kind of wish I’d started a grift selling trümp stickers or something
( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉) the taste
I open the windows. Also the blinds. Then I make eye contact with anyone I can. The poop stares are fun, especially when you’re working on birthing a watermelon.
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misread as cantrip. Would like to learn “summon cat”
when we would have corn on the cob, we would throw the leftover cobs in the yard for the dog. well, we had one cat that beat up every dog in the neighborhood, including the retired police german shepherd a few doors down (the one that bit me because I walk funny. good cat). the cat would go lay down in the middle of all the corn cobs, and the dog would run around in a circle just out of reach of the cat. the cat wouldn’t eat any of the corn, he would just lay there so the dog couldn’t get any. it was hilarious to watch.
so grapefruit can either increase or decrease your metabolism rate of some drugs. It doesn’t just block it entirely.
it was too yellow
Excuse me putting an onion in my grandfather’s sock overnight cured him of death twice
I have been screaming this shit about neuralink but no one seems to listen
dont make me tap the sign
this is the internet I don’t learn
cats like paper
I led a sing along while I was coming out of anesthesia, only no one knew the lyrics.
I must have ambergris
I say we make him americas next prime minister
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I’m acquainted with a few felons who got the maximum sentences allowable for their crimes. Why? Lack of recognizance.
I’m absolutely sick of corporate astroturfing. That’s why I use Crelm toothpaste, with the miracle indredient Frauduline.
he looks really tired