The part with the Tom & Jerry clip, it says something like “Windows haters finding a reason to blame Microsoft,” and shows them searching the house and finding nothing.

My favorite part was where a single segment in the middle was totally fucking opposite from the rest of the video.

I prefer Linux, but dawg, this is a crackhead meme.

Workstation has been free for personal use for a while now. Of course, that “free” was locked behind some weird process that was paradoxically focused on business use. I don’t expect much more from this change.

I went to my local theater expecting this and ended up missing the first ten minutes of Venom 3. I guess the moral of the story is… Shop local?

He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.