I’m pretty sure any public figure can have an un/favorability rating. There’s no rule that says you can only poll the favorability of elected officials. Taylor Swift has a favorability rating.

Elon is never, ever, ever going to Mars.

A lot of reasons, but the most straightforward one is that it looks like shit.

The sneeze sounded awfully close to “Luigi” so we’re going to ban you for three days to be safe.

Five minutes later

Actually you’re permanently banned because something something other account you haven’t logged into since 2019.

Unfortunately it’s just a ubiquitous reality that people are the worst.

It will probably be easier once Reddit bans them for sneezing.

New mental illness boutta drop.

There’s no reconciling with a narcissistic parent.

Right? I’d even settle for a party that has the most basic desire to fight at this point.

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The kid is all right. Great hair, too.

Dammit! I was so busy all this time worrying about whether an extremely obvious Nazi salute was a Nazi salute, I didn’t even notice all that other stuff that nobody has been talking about at all.

How did they even know?

Would you like a shmoke and a pancake?

Oh no, not the corporations. And here we thought they were ride or die and would always have the backs of the LGBTQ community!

Fuck 'em. Who wants or needs them? Queer people are not an “investment.”

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“Minus the genius and charisma”

You’re describing an Austin Powers villain.

I am all for making the White House less secure at this point.

I am an educator and I regret to inform you that it absolutely 100% does. I routinely encounter calculus students who do not know how to solve for x.

Grade inflation in higher ed is also a serious issue. It was a growing problem when I was in college 15 years ago, and it doesn’t sound like it has gotten better since.