The ol’ Reddit Treatment

Beautiful observation. I’ll get our best graphic designers on that 🤌

I’m down with calling him Space Karen from now on, actually.

All opposed?

Or STOP meant “stop,” not “yes daddy give me more texts”

Since when do senators diagnose shit?

Perhaps a creddit system (for gits and shiggles)

Just fuckin chuggin that koolaid

EU leading the world in consumer protection laws yet again

It’s right at the end of the tunnel they’re diggin in CA

I do love how little maintenance is needed until you have to re-learn everything you forgot

Im glad this happened fast enough that I wasn’t too invested in it to leave.

I just cannot bring myself to go to TPB in this day and age. It got too mainstream and seems like prime honeypot material now

Android auto does it for me. I usually tell it to play the verbatim version since the summary is wildly off usually

“What do you mean five people got here before me?! I NEED my coffee!”

Thats the reason they dont have me roped into payments right now

You right. This is the second time I’ve felt the urge.

“Oops! We accidentally incorporates ads into our software! It was an honest mistake…”

I’ve never wanted to go smashing car windows in a lot until now

Broke ass cant even destroy the world with his depression

/s

“Space Force? What idiot made that? Sounds like another Biden waste”

“You did, sir…”

“Brilliant plan. The most brilliantest”

A whole generation of basically disposable devices at that