“These nasty penguins have been taking advantage of us like you wouldn’t believe!! But time has come for them to pay! Many people say that those aren’t even real tuxedos!”

And that’s the sound of me unsubscribing from CTV content on YouTube.

You want martyrs?? 'Cause that’s how you get martyrs!

The green new dilly bar

Does anyone need yet another reason to cancel their Amazon account?

At this rate, Danielle LeSmith is a few months away from being indicated on embezzlement charges 🤞

I’m at a point where I am willing to pay extra just not to fly WestJet.

This dude is a straight up misogynist, even his mama knows that.

I would say that we continue to do nothing despite the dire forthcoming consequences, and that should be reported on ad nauseum.

It’s very telling to see prominent professors, whose field of expertise is authoritarianism, decide to leave the country shortly after Trump’s inauguration. The writing is on the wall.

While in Canada, the government is working to cap it at $10, in the US the government is telling the lower income families to go fuck themselves. Disgusting.

No no, they wanted to cut taxes for the wealthy. They could not care less about the rest.

I have been The Atlantic subscriber for about 5 years now. I think it has pretty great writers on staff. Their physical subscription is pretty cheap too.

Good journalism is very expensive to produce. You got to pay for it somehow.

Well there it is. For anyone who believed that they were simply going to create a reserve to store already existing cryptocurrencies - that were confiscated by the federal agencies - and not spend federal dollars to bolster or hype up cryptocurrencies that are connected to the people in the administration, y’all are idiots.

“Tonight’s State of the Union address is provided to you by…Coco & Eve Sunny Honey Bali Bronzing Self Tanner Moose. Command the room with a tan as bold as your dicta…leadership—Coco & Eve Sunny Honey: The Presidential Glow!”

What kind of pansy-ass approach is this?! We are so screwed if the conservatives win.

Little did I know that the Venn diagram between drug traffickers and Library patrons is a near perfect circle.

Department of Homeland Security spokesperson told Reuters that the U.S. decision was in response to drug trafficking.

GTFOH

Does being super smart or a genius preclude you from being evil? Don’t we have a word for it?