Chozo

Stop being a fascist, then? I dunno, seems pretty simple to me.

Yes, actually.

Take that, Zuck!

-Them, probably

There’s so many real examples of conservative racism out there. You don’t need to make up fake ones.

This is the exact same sort of shit conservatives do whenever Biden drops some elderly language. It’s gross, and needlessly desperate.

I’m gonna be honest, this is a stretch. I watched the clip. Whatever he was about to say definitely sounds like it was starting with an M, not an N. His lips are in a closed shape at that moment, which you’d see with an M sound and not an N. With the context of what he’s saying, it really sounds like he was trying to say “migrant” and “immigrant” at the same time.

Don’t get me wrong, this dude’s a dipshit for dozens of other reasons. But there’s nothing here this time. This really doesn’t seem to be worth any amount of energy.

Nah he’s just always had no self awareness when it comes to the noises he makes. Lots of loud chewing while you’re trying to eat, grunting and snorting in the middle of a conversation, full-volume “whispering” in movie theaters, etc. He’s not even hard of hearing or anything (dude hears like a bat, honestly), he’s just a very loud guy lmao

Thank goodness the cops were there, that lunatic could’ve really hurt somebody!

My stepdad would eat bananas with his mouth wide open as he chewed. And he’d chew each bite for a solid minute before swallowing. Even though it’s a banana and you can literally just mash it agains the roof of your mouth with your tongue. He would do this as he was driving, so I think he’d just get distracted and forget that he was still chewing food. But it made every ride to school in the morning an absolute living hell.

So I’m gonna go with bananas.

I’ll bet he also made up the story about not fucking a couch.

I dunno who needed to hear this today, but AimLabs is free on Steam.

Thanks, I need to see an oncologist now.

I guess he’s not completely wrong, after all.

DOLORES!

That’s rich.

SO HERE I AM

The Princess Bride. It’s such a fun adventure that still holds up really well today.

One of the most influential people currently alive endorsing a political candidate is absolutely news.

Mbin is a fork of Kbin. A lot of users have moved from Kbin instances to Mbin, as the Kbin dev has had some personal life issues that have interfered with his ability to reliably work on the project.

I sometimes get fresh tortillas from the grocery store bakery, and the bags they use are the absolute worst. The zip-locks are fine, but the plastic the bag is made of is so thin that it can’t withstand the pressure needed to open the zipper, inevitably tearing the bag open and defeating the entire purpose of the zip-lock.

I’m not going to say it’s reasonable. But my faith allows me to live with that

“I don’t care that I’m wrong.”