Coffee lovers and cappuccino are mutually exclusive terms IMHO :D.

I don’t know of any data plan that limits on the upload. Caps are usually on the download side, and TFA says it does not download the server response.

A basic GET request, even with a long querystring, will be negligible even on a 1998 dial-up connection.

Have you thought about having better taste and listen to bands other than one-hit wonders ?

Chrome forked Webkit in 2012 to create Blink. It is reasonable to assume they have somewhat diverged since.