BlucifersVeinyAnus@sh.itjust.workstoNews@lemmy.world•Trump Barely Mentions Crypto During Interview About Cryptocurrency.
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2 days agoTrump invented crypto?
Trump invented crypto?
Democrats are saying things about me that cause republicans to shoot at me!
Oh damn!
They slammed it?? Fuuuuuuck. 🤯
What, we have to pay for extra security because this guy is bad at math?
[Jadzia Dax intensifies]
Maybe a little freedom as a treat?
We really should have made The Jungle required reading
“Oopsie! Hope we can afford the 2 million dollar fine!”
How long has it been since you’ve seen your family?
Uh… like 6 months…
Ok. Good.
It’s so much cooler and more presidential to stand in a glass box and talk about how safe guns are for everyone though
So if I’m doing the math right… that’s 3 total moons:
Moon
Mini moon 1
The second mini moon
Science is fun.