Nice try diddy

I don’t need a pipe competing with my dick size

To be fair I stated it very dryly, it could easily sound like a judgment before a joke ;)

Duck duck go then, apparently

Those shoes are trash.

My first thought as well. I’ll pay the extra to vote with my wallet

Time to enjoy free open source clones

Good point. But the upvote is for “ trumpets “ lol!

Paid shills

Play stupid game win stupid prize.

Also, schadenfreude deluxe

Not me 48 minutes after eating a way too strong edible and suddenly getting informed we’re going out

Mitigated power is the microwave’s secret weapon. Nice way not to utterly destroy things you’re reheating (breads, tortillas, some kinds of pasta)

Soups and such you can literally ( ok ok figuratively ) nuke them

I thought she was kind of mid charisma-wise, but I will say she’s well known

Woot!

I didn’t know she represents a right of passage in the fediverse. I accidentally deleted

Pretty esoteric for everyone outside the 10mm socket using world