At this point, fuck it, let’s see what happens to our species first: we die OR carcinisation.

I gotchu fam

After the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya’know?

Can’t be that bad. Some distros accept donations. It just could be that he felt he was making a purchase rather than just a donation.

Flashbacks to the United Fruit Company… Wait, I don’t even have to go that far… Flashbacks to Chiquita Brands International.

Fellow lemming is so single they can’t get milk from their partner. UwU

Oh no no, it takes forever because it’s cumbersome, not only because it’s slow (which it also is). Having to opt out of 420 different options for telemetry is crazy.

Windows 11 takes foreeeeeever to install on cutting edge hardware. Arch OTA is literally 4 clicks and fast as fuck.

Every 10,000 cycles Epic has a small w. I’ll take it.

There’s no dude, only Gurfild.

Fear not (or do fear). I created [email protected] 👺👺👺