• Wogi@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    "goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’

    ‘no crabs??’

    ‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’

    “We’ve got some crabs…”

    ‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’