• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    The news in 6 months time: Louisiana deaths from flu, COVID, and mpox have spiked, lawmakers say the dead didn’t pray hard enough to sky daddy.

    • Seleni@lemmy.world
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      The news won’t say that, because no-one will be allowed to track and tally deaths from those causes.

      • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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        24 hours ago

        They’ll end up on donvict/Patel’s enemies list and be targeted by donvict’s government. Or get targeted by stochastic terrorism from donvict’s thugs directly, like the journalist that was attacked by some redhat in Grand Junction, Colorado.