While stoned af, we were doing kinda foreplay, and when we were hot and all we couldn’t find the condom. We started looking for it between the sheets and had to turn on the lights. When we found it again we started with foreplay to get back in mood, only to once again lose the condom. This happened like three times total and by the end we were laughing at our incompetence so hard we just cuddled together and fell asleep. We found the condom the following day
Cat decided to sneak in and lick my foot. Wasn’t expecting that so it made me tense up and I slammed my head into a wall hard enough that we had to stop
I read about a guy who, whilst shagging, felt his balls get tickled, so he told his partner to keep doing whatever she was doing…she said her hands were tied up….looked down and it was the dog.
I had cast my favorite harry potter spell, licktorus clitorus, and while I was plucking the notes on that wonderful little harp, her cat crept in. Head back, eyes closed, mouth agape, toes gripping the fabric of the couch, and that’s when the cat decided to get her face into her face as far as she could, given the time alloted for an expression of gratitude and ecstacy. She was immediately alarmed by a whisker brushing the sides of her mouth as the kitten’s twitchy little nose dove past her teeth. It ruined the experience, but it’s funny to mention now.
Being conceived
