The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 15 days agoMice used to be civilizedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down11
arrow-up1189arrow-down1imageMice used to be civilizedlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 15 days agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoThey can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.
minus-squarePyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoAnd what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoKnife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·15 days agoYou’ve just invented sexbots for mice. Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 days agoSo this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 days agoYou gamble on salty vs sweet.
They can leave little “mouse shit nuggets” around the house for you to find, like a some type of game, and they’re actually sweet and tasty so they function as a prize. So not completely useless. Unless you’re diabetic.
And what happens when a real mouse takes up residence?
Knife fight. If you purchase that upgrade. Otherwise just robot coitus.
You’ve just invented sexbots for mice.
Congratulations, you’re about to be targeted for a smear campaign about useless research studies.
So this is how it all ends. Who would have guessed.
You gamble on salty vs sweet.