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minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·19 hours agoHow do you think they’re going to transfer the money on a more mature coin? Oops, we lost the keys. Oh look Putin and Thiel randomly managed to find the keys to America’s Bitcoins.
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-219 hours agoHey Putin, We’ll give you some more gold to get it back, say $0.75 on the dollar so you get a finders fee? Putin - Sounds great! two weeks later Shit we lost them again, Thiel seems to have them this time, maybe he’ll give them back to us for $0.75 on the dollar as well!
How do you think they’re going to transfer the money on a more mature coin? Oops, we lost the keys.
Oh look Putin and Thiel randomly managed to find the keys to America’s Bitcoins.
Hey Putin,
We’ll give you some more gold to get it back, say $0.75 on the dollar so you get a finders fee?
Putin - Sounds great!
two weeks later
Shit we lost them again, Thiel seems to have them this time, maybe he’ll give them back to us for $0.75 on the dollar as well!