Skip the preamble and lead with the last line, you’ve already won me over.
A simple " wanna get pegged" would suffice.
Well, let’s go save democracy
This implies that the Democrats would save America and that America (the state not the workers) both needs and deserves saving
Oh fuck this
As a non-native english speaker, I don’t know what “pegging” means and now I’m too afraid to look it up.
bum secks using a strap on
Sex*
Pegging isn’t a replacement for a prostate exam any more than getting punched in the tit is a mammogram, despite the similar sensation. Get your butt (and your boobs) checked.
Prostate exams actually aren’t recommended for most people anymore. It turns out they weren’t great at catching prostate cancer anyways. Now they only recomend them if you actually have a family history of prostate cancer or other risk factors.
But also I don’t think this is refering to pegging being a prostate exam. I’m fairly certain it’s refering to the fact that some studies have shown that regular prostate stimulation slightly reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
