when i worked in a customer service call center, i was too good at the job. i got company awards, people called back nearly every day saying how wonderful i was and all that shit…

this was not a good thing.

i got ‘promoted’.

no pay increase, and i got an even worse cubicle out of the deal.

the new promotion came with a new priority task:

i was the rep that got all the ‘bad’ callers. every fucking one of them.