I think I’m going to get the $30 1-year ESU and kick that can down the road. I need to run windows-only software and I can’t upgrade because of my processor. Maybe in a year’s time I’ll be ready for a new build.

They tried this with Texas. It didn’t work, but it made Ted Cruz do away for a while.

Exploding Cybertrucks, exploding SpaceX rockets, self-driving Teslas falling for the Wile E. Coyote trick, now Wisconsin.

I honestly thought this was The Onion.

I was one of the American military who had access to classified information. I knew better than this. I’ve worked with enlisted members as young as 19 or 20 years old who knew better than this. When the head of the DoD, the National Security Advisor, Director of the CIA, the Vice President, and the Director of National Intelligence do this, it’s not because they don’t know better. It’s because they’re trying to hide their communications in violation of the Presidential Records Act, and they know full well what they’re doing is wrong. ETA: And they also compromised a military operation putting the lives of American soldiers at risk, which would land me or any of my enlisted colleagues in Fort Leavenworth for an extended stay, so there’s that.

Well, finally. It took nearly a year for US news outlets to call Trump a liar for lying. Maybe it will take less time for Democrats to call a degenerate drunk a drunk.

That was my first thought. I’m glad to see that the horseshoe up Trump’s ass doesn’t have unlimited uses.

Probably just an ingenious ploy to produce clean energy from the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.

Good. This should have happened in the few second between his first Nazi salute and his second, but better late than never.

Got it, thanks!

I appreciate the offer, but I feel I should tell you that I’m not a very active community member on Mastadon. It’s mostly just doomscrolling and the occasional boost for me. I won’t be offended if you want to use your invites to recruit more active members.

Thanks. I just found out my instance is shutting down in May, so I’ll have to find a new one soon.