irreticent@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoThey must not be tiredlemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down11
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minus-squareJackGreenEarth@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoI get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoIt’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoI was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.
I get the joke, but if they haven’t caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?
It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.
They forgot Rule One.
I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.